nef

usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.

POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?

by dan January 08, 2003

nef

v. or n.

Much like post whoring, but usually much more comedic and with more of a purpose (I know it's an oxymoron). Created in the AnandTech forums (likely in ATOT).

(to a nef that isn't funny):
Stop posting/BAN!/DIAF, you worthless nef.

by ts3433 March 24, 2005

nef

Short for nephew, used when addressing an acquaintance or friend

"Hey Tyrone, what's up my nef?"

by Sylkki August 02, 2006

nef

Not even funny, like when you are being sarcastic or hyper.

Hana: He broke up with you?

Jennifer: Yeah

Hana: You must be hurting. What did you do all day yesterday?

Jennifer: I cried all day. I cried so hard, it's nef.

by cutiee_widda_booty_15 March 18, 2010

nef

A goup in chicago on the side south (43rd in federal/state) that run everything and known as (the newphews)

what's up yall know I had to rep chi-town

by tiffany a.k.a lil flex 4sho TB taking over December 10, 2004

nef

A freak/creep/weirdo with a funny accent and cheese tetas.

That guy just touched my ass. And He smelled like cheese. I hope the police arrest that nef.

by bazooka tooth December 10, 2003

nef

A somewhat exclamatory remark used when expressing attraction to a picture of an attractive person; usually not directed at the attractive person, but is more commonly used as a comment to a friend when one is seen.

Steph: Hey, check this guy out.
Meg: oh my god, nef.

by Stephanie September 19, 2004