NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY
June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY by Pornhubba June 10, 2019
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National Masturbation Day
National Masturbation Day by Gloul April 16, 2021
National Masturbation Day
National Masturbation Day by zigguziggu October 14, 2019
National Masturbation day
National Masturbation day by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022
National Masturbation Together Day
April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
National Masturbation Together Day by ttettettet April 25, 2021
National masterbation day of Noah
December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
National masterbation day of Noah by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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