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naked

Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.
"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"
by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004
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what i was as i typed this definition.
I am naked.She is naked, not to mention psychotically hot!
by DolanMay September 27, 2003
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He hit her with a naked penis.
by Kembre April 29, 2007
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Naked

When there are no clothes on the human body
Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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the one style that will always be popular
I dont know why you work so hard to dress well when you look so good naked
by uwishu were me October 31, 2011
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Original definition
(1) To be without clothing

Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.
(1) I like to see girls naked

(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist
by MistahTom November 6, 2005
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naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions
"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"
by rian February 15, 2005
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