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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
G E K O L O N I S E E R D by Lickwits November 14, 2019

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word that dutch men like to use in really bad memes. it means KOLONISED.
youtube video for tiny kids exists.
dutch men: G E K O L O N I S E E R D

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.
Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

r.a.m.o.n.e.s. 

a song by motorhead talking about the best punk band in the history of the world, the ramones
'misfits, twilight zone, R.A.M.O.N.E.S. R.A.M.O.N.E.S. Ramones!'
r.a.m.o.n.e.s. by gir_loves_poptart December 18, 2007

maulduune's w e e n o r 

maulduune's w e e n o r is when a papi bembi makes a wocky slush and literally pours it on his w e e n o r
person: ayo he just did a maulduune's w e e n o r
-An acronym for New England Sex Offender. A sex offender who is primarily based in the New England (north-eastern) area of the United Stated.

-Someone who travels, like a gypsy, often across state lines, in a random broad pattern looking for young male victims, often pretending to be or falsely beliveing that they are someone of importance.
"Hey you, N.E.S.O. Keep yourself and those candies away from those kids."
N.E.S.O. by infoMachine March 9, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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