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A local gang in the north eastern part of Pennsylvania. N.I.F stands for Niggaz In Forks. The gang colors are orange and black. They have their own way of communicating to other N.I.F members. They refer to each other as niffas. They greet each other with "whas niffin". It is becoming widespread throughout the region. It is being controlled by the following Locs: Dorrito Loc, Poison Loc, Klutch Loc, and Guppy Loc (DPKG). At the time there is no serious rival gang.
Nif 1: Whas niffin mah niffa?
Nif 2: Notin niffa jus feelin niffalifalous.
Nif 1: How was ur day?
Nif 2: Nifarific.
N.I.F by DPKG July 19, 2005
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n.i.f.g.a.f.

nigger imitating fool/grimy ass fagot. made up by jesse w. meant to insult wangsters and flammers
did that nifgaf seriously just touch my car?
n.i.f.g.a.f. by C-DEUCE April 5, 2005

O.N.I.F.C. 

Wiz Khalifa's second album.

Only

Nigga

In

First
Class
Only.Nigga.In.First.Class
O.N.I.F.C.
O.N.I.F.C. by @Mig_e_ January 30, 2012

N.I.L.F. 

N.I.L.F., or simply "nilf", is the abbreviation for "nun I'd like to fuck." In other words, it is a woman ordained in the sacrament of Holy Orders that one desires to engage in sexual intercourse with.
You're probably quite strange if you think a nun is a N.I.L.F., but I'm not judging.
"I only go to church so I can see that N.I.L.F. in the back row praying the rosary."

Guy A: "Oh man she is such a NILF!"
Guy B: "...That's just wrong..."
N.I.L.F. by the urban dick. February 11, 2010
Nerd I'd like to fuck.
Person 1: Have you seen Amy? She is in the library all the time.
Person 2: Who is she?
Person 1: She is a N.I.L.F.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1:It's a nerd I'd like to fuck.

Person 2: Go get her number then.
N.I.L.F by May as well December 13, 2017

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.
Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.
M.I.N.F by Trish76 July 17, 2010