NILF

Acronym: Natty I'd Like to Finish

Wife: Honey, are you coming to bed with me?
Husband: Hell no, Football is on and I have a NILF.

by Spanky22 October 16, 2010

NILF

A nun I'd like to fuck

Damn sister, you one hella NILF! Have mercy on my ****!

by purplesage August 26, 2012

NILF

An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."

Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.

CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs

MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs

FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.

Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.

by The Supporter May 17, 2007

NILF

Nun id like to fuck
usually referring to one of the sisters of perpetual indulgence

Sister Nova China is a NILF

by Avid_Breathe December 27, 2010

NILF

NILFs are the hot neighbors that we want to have sexual relationships. What makes NILFS different than MILFs is that they don't have to be mother.

My neighbor is gorgeous NILF.
There are lots of NILFs living in this neighborhood.
Catherine is total NILF.

by fagcaa February 29, 2020

NILF

People who are 'Not In the Labour Force'.

This is not to say that they are unemployed and looking for work, but are out of the labour pool altogether.

The share of NILFs as part of the population, especially among men, has been rising for decades.

by Snobb May 27, 2021

NILF

Acronym for "Nintendo I'd Like (to) Fuck"

John Smith:
Yo' bitch that Gamecube lookin' fine I'd like to stick my pee pee in it's memory card slot

Joe Smitt:
I fully agree with your assessment. I am very aroused by the sight of this gaming system, and would go so far as to call it a NILF

by Giant Enemy Crab July 16, 2006