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Myrtle Mimosa

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE
I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.
by probably scott November 2, 2018
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Myrtle Creek Skurk

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.
My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.
by RaevynRae August 30, 2021
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fertile myrtle

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile
Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.
by Starpuma December 10, 2013
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myrtle beach drunk

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!
by Hardcore Troubador April 26, 2010
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Myrtle Edmonds

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)
by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004
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Myrtle

a well class girl. comes across as quiet at first but is a right laugh and so fucking hot. seems to have a few secrets but once u have her dont lose her ok youll regret it for the rest of ur life. She’s the one that got away
person 1: idk shes a bit quiet
person 2: na shes a myrtle tho
by XXXTENTEGGCYAN May 27, 2019
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