Myrtle, myRtle, mYrtlE

Myrtle, myRtle, mYrtlE

Myrtle, myRtle, mYrtlE

Myrtle, myRtle, mYrtlE by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 22, 2025

Myrtle Mimosa 

A mimosa made with champagne (preferably inexpensive) and Mountain Dew (any flavor). Dust the rim of the glass/cup with hot Cheetos dust. - STE

I enjoy Camel Wides and Swisher Sweets along with an ice cold Myrtle Mimosa when I am relaxing on the boardwalk.

Myrtle Mimosa by probably scott November 2, 2018

Myrtle Creek Skurk 

The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your mans asscracks.

My friend had to go to the doctor because her boyfriend cheated on her with Amber and gave her the Myrtle Creek Skurk.

Myrtle Creek Skurk by RaevynRae August 30, 2021

fertile myrtle 

Fertile goddess. Somebody who is really fertile

Damn that girl is a fertile myrtle. She's already had 3 kids is 6 years.

fertile myrtle by Starpuma December 10, 2013

myrtle beach drunk 

Launching one's self into an absolute druken stupor ending with great stories of bad decisions.

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS AND LIVESTOCK, WE'RE GETTIN' MYRTLE BEACH DRUNK!!!!

myrtle beach drunk by Hardcore Troubador April 26, 2010

Myrtle Edmonds 

Classmate of Lilo's from Lilo & Stitch, who calls Lilo a "Weird-Lo", Stitch a "disconfigured dog", and literally owns her own possie. (see spoiled brat)

The girl gets two birthdays a year, for crying out loud!

Myrtle Edmonds by DanMat6288 May 12, 2004

Myrtle 

a well class girl. comes across as quiet at first but is a right laugh and so fucking hot. seems to have a few secrets but once u have her dont lose her ok youll regret it for the rest of ur life. She’s the one that got away

person 1: idk shes a bit quiet
person 2: na shes a myrtle tho

Myrtle by XXXTENTEGGCYAN May 27, 2019