The Myrtle Creek Skurk- anyone who's come in contact with the swamp
donkey Skurk and finds themselves with a burning, itchy, peppercorn feeling, cottage
cheese drippin, sewage stench coming from their vagina, then you and your man have been had by the Skurk. And should seek immediate medical attention. CAUTION: Do NOT leave her alone in your home or with your man or you
will lose all and gain the gift that keeps giving. This is the reason you should always use the toilet seat covers in public bathrooms and private ones if she's been to your home. She's a scab on the ass Crack of humanity that
will surely turn into a scab that won't go away on yours and your
mans asscracks.