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My turkey 

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.
- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"
My turkey by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

stuff my turkey 

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
stuff my turkey by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."
Tickle My Turkey by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Rub my turkey 

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.
Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.
Rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Pulled my turkey 

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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