My mouth 

Beginning of Alex Turner's love letter to Alexa Chung
It regularly gets reposted on the internet by mostly aesthetic-focussed accounts, however, the AM fandom grew to despise the letter
Today it is often used by insiders as some kind of Rick Roll

My mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of those steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

My mouth by imweirdimaweirdo January 21, 2021

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. 

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021

My mouth is enlarged 

Now I can talk loud and speak boldly.

My mouth is enlarged by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Spit in my mouth 

It means exactly what it says. Put your saliva in my mouth. Drool on my tongue.

"Last night when were fucking she said to spit in my mouth. So I did, I spat some saliva on her tongue.

Spit in my mouth by His Cockwarmer May 5, 2019

Fat juicy cock in my mouth 

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

Fat juicy cock in my mouth by Amikapearl69 April 1, 2021

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. 

the answer you give when you are too lazy to speak

Ms. teahcer: It's your turn to speak, kidö
Kidö: I tRiEd To sPeAk, BuT mY MoUtH wAsN't OpEn.
Ms teacher: bruh- I asked ou to speak-
Kidö: NaUr

I tried to speak, but my mouth wasn't open. by Violet_1233 May 17, 2021

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth 

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a [silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011