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A non-existent being that you cry yourself to sleep about.
Jacob: yo have you seen my gf? she thicc!
Me: shut the fuck up about your imaginary friend.
Words you can keep
Sweet, outgoing, funny, cute, pretty, perfect smile, laugh, face, nose.
Gay friend:who

You: bro what?
Gay friend: ask ah hahahahahah
You: my gf
My gf by Bwtfis December 10, 2022
Basically nobody kinda likes her but I do I’m literally in love with her.
F:omg i hate (j)!!!
friends:just fyi (A) is friends with( j)
me:is thinking-*they don’t know she’s my gf*
me:is okay dw I won’t say ;)
My gf by they_luvmakk July 22, 2022
someone i love very much, a girl, we’re dating

yay
person1:i hate ( j) like wtf wron-
person2:b4 you say smth , she’s friends with (a)…
(A):*at least they dk she’s my gf*
(A): it’s okay dw ;)
my gf by they_luvmakk July 23, 2022

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

My gf told me to post this for some reason 

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

I love my gf 

I love my girlfriend because she is the best thing that happened to me she means everything to me she is my first priority and I love you
I love my gf by Kashout Daniel December 20, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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