My bones!

An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.

"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand

"My bones!" - After missing an open goal

"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss

"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones

"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White

by Jankulovski March 20, 2009

bumming my bone

A sexual turn off.

"Geez Kim, you need to wax your moustache, it's bumming my bone"

by tree fingers January 09, 2014

made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

jump my bones

get it on

she wants to jump my bones

by - March 29, 2000

Jump My Bones

to fuck the shit out of someone.... then fuck'em again allll night long! Buckwild Sex!

Hey Estah! Looking mighty finee!I want to tap that badonkadonk of yours and Jump your boness baby! Lets get it on.. on the count of 3.

by pp June 28, 2004

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

JUMP MY BONES

when I haven't seen Peter for a month, I want him to come on over and fuck me really hard.

ddaaammmnnn.... he looks so hot in those tight ass pants, I just want him to jump my BONES!!

by iloveindians June 28, 2004