my boner 

see my cock

my boner by Anonymous September 12, 2003

R.I.P. my boner 

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

R.I.P. my boner by SmooveD March 13, 2011

killing my boner 

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.

"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"

killing my boner by N.T.T November 23, 2009

Harshing my boner 

getting on my nerves, ruining my libido
used in the Gravitation manga series by maki murakami

Dude, stop writing on my face, you're harshing my boner.

Harshing my boner by Shuichi April 27, 2004

fart on my boner 

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006

bury my boner 

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

bury my boner by Splinter disciple January 30, 2016

fold my boner 

To try to get rid of your boner while sleeping by folding it sideways parallel to the bed.

Guy 1: "Dude I couldn't get any sleep last night!"
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1:"I was trying to fold my boner."

fold my boner by faildude924 October 21, 2009