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My Turkey 

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.
I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.
My Turkey by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008
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My turkey 

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.
- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"
My turkey by MissHell666 March 24, 2022

stuff my turkey 

Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
Hey baby when your done stuffing your face why dont you come here and stuff my turkey
stuff my turkey by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."
Tickle My Turkey by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Rub my turkey 

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.
Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.
Rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Pulled my turkey 

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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