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My luvver 

Term used in the west country (the west of England from Bristol to Cornwall) to mean absolutely anyone at all. Often used by ladies in shops when speaking to complete strangers.
"Hello my luvver, your pasty costs £1.52," says the lady behind the counter at the corner store to a random truck driver.

"You don't want this bus my luvver," says the bus conductor to a complete stranger.

"We's gots none of them 'ere, my luvver," says the lady at PC World.
My luvver by Tiny Molasses March 16, 2011

ello my luvur! 

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.
The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl 

me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026