My Girlfriends just turn blue

My Girlfriend just Turned Blue: When a carefree young man, living without commitments, is suddenly confronted by the shock news of a positive pregnancy test after unprotected sex. Reactions vary: for some, it’s tears of joy, while for others, it’s tears of despair, feeling as though life is over. It’s a life-changing moment that can be both positive and negative, with its pros and cons. Ultimately, it means growing up, taking on responsibilities, and becoming a man to raise a child. In the end, it can turn a life upside down, reshaping everything the saying made famous by the band .Hard-Fi - Cash Machine.

Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.

Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv

Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,

Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.

Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.

Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

My Girlfriends just turn blue by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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