Muttstank 

a derogatory term for Ford Motor Company's legendary sporty car, the Mustang. The implication is that the Mustang is a dog (mutt) that stinks (stank.) Usually used by fans of General Motors' late lamented Glimmer Twins, the Camaro and the Firebird.

gene: so whatcha gonna do now that yer ex-wife gotcher Explorer in the divorce?
dean: i dunno. i always wanted a Mustang, maybe I'll get a red one.
gene: whatthefuck? why bother with a Muttstank? you might as well walk, or buy a Hyundai.
dean: stfu, at least they didn't discontinue the Mustang like they did the Cramped Arrow or the Misfirebird.
me: wait till they bring back the Challenger!!
gene and dean: who said that?

Muttstank by earpuller April 18, 2006

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.

That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.

muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

Mittstake 

1.) Any error made by Mitt Romney or his staff during his run for President

2.) A failed concept or innovation that is brought up by Mitt Romney or his staff

"Did you hear who Romney picked for his VP?"
"No, who?"
"Paul Ryan."
"Oh great, Another Mittstake."

Mittstake by MurdyZa August 12, 2012

Mattstackin 

One who forcefully inhaled queefs!

Damn Matt you have been Mattstackin all day!

Mattstackin by Jaygotthemoves June 28, 2020

buttstank 

This word is used for fat people that smell horribly bad. It doesn't matter if their asses are clean, as long as they smell bad, its always considered to be buttstank.

That Charlie has mad buttstank, and I want to suck his weaner.

buttstank by Samwel July 24, 2004

mustank 

A moniker of derision for the Ford Mustang. Combines the reek of the Mustang with the word stank.

Look at that Mustank just sit there. I hear that Mo-FO flooring it but nothing's happening ha ha haaaaa!

mustank by FORD is da beeeeyotch! July 15, 2003

muttstick 

Ugly as a mutt and as dumb as his stick

Don't worry about that guy creeping on your girl. He's a total muttstick

muttstick by Uncle Boolish February 4, 2017