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Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.
Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.
by fatheradem January 13, 2019
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