The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"
After one has anal sex with his partner he/she lets out a fart after being came in people often describe it as a musty smell hence the name musty cum fart
Man #1: oh god
Man #2: what?
Man #1: I just remeber when pyper let out a musty cum fart last night
Man #2: ew why did you have to tell me?
Man #1 you asked you dipshit
An asshole that has not been properly cleaned before anal sex. The asshole is still steaming with feces and other nastiness. Stank, smelly, and otherwise unpleasant.
After Mike took a dump he left shit all over the handle of the hammer after shoving it up his asshole.
Dude, she must have had a musty hole because when i pulled out my dick was brown