Mustard packet
Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight
Mustard packet by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017
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San Antonio Mustard Packet
When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
San Antonio Mustard Packet by Dan and co. April 3, 2009
Mustard Packed
Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
Mustard Packed by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Mustard Pocket
A Wisconsinite. One who carries mustard in their pocket at all times, likely to dunk hotdogs or corn dogs.
Mustard Pocket by WiscoMa July 15, 2019
pocket mustard
Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
pocket mustard by NOTBANKSY ' May 3, 2018
Pocketful of Mustard
UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
Pocketful of Mustard by RichieRichie December 10, 2008
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