Mustache Vagina Share definition Flag One who possesses a vagina with a design of a mustache. hey your mom showed me her vag the other day, shes got a nice mustache vagina! Mustache Vagina by hulk hogan of slamming muff June 16, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Mustache Vagina mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch