Sanfred's definitions
Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
Get the Panama Jackmug. When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.
Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
by sanfred November 1, 2011
Get the Pervschwervmug. Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
by sanfred December 17, 2010
Get the Luke Skywalkingmug. I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
by sanfred January 12, 2011
Get the Front Ninemug. 1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
Get the Loaf Poachingmug. Similar to a grilled cheese, the first step is to toast two slices of bread, next microwave the two slices of bread with desired number of cheese slices until sufficiently melted.
Bro, I'm starving, I want a grilled cheese, but I don't want to do all that work.
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
Dude, just technology cheese instead.
YES!
by sanfred December 10, 2012
Get the Technology Cheesemug. The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"
Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.
Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.
I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.
Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.
I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
Get the Coat Rackingmug.