A.S.S

Acronym, meaning: Always Stay Strapped. A way of living. A great way of living.

Bro, I was out in the woods and a fucking bear came up on me.

Oh Shit! What did you do?

I shot that mother fucker bro.

Damn dude, good thing you A.S.S.

by sanfred July 06, 2011

Campaign Tail

Getting laid soley based on one's own political beliefs and allegiances. These beliefs may be actual or situational, preferably the latter.

I'm tired of all these bullshit partisan politics bro.

You've got that right man, but what can we do to unite this great country of ours?

I'll tell you what, guys and girls on both side of the aisle can agree on one thing...it's time to hit the Campaign Tail!

by sanfred December 15, 2011

errviously

variation of obviously, sounds much cooler.

Hey bro, we're thinking about grabbing some drinks, heading outside and smashing some shit, you in?

Errviously.

by sanfred February 20, 2011

Panama Jack

Receiving a hand job, with the aid of Panama Jack tanning oil as a lubricant.

Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.

by sanfred June 19, 2011

Front Nine

Your face, or personal space close to you.

I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.

I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?

I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.

by sanfred January 12, 2011

Back Nine

The backside of a female.

Bro, did you see the that girl that just went by.

Hell yes, that lady had a fine back nine.

by sanfred January 19, 2011

Luke Skywalking

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

by sanfred December 15, 2010