I was skating in front of the bank and that fat security guard came up and got in my face.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
I hate that fat fuck, what'd you do?
I told him to back off and get outta my front nine or I'd have to whoop his ass.
by sanfred January 12, 2011
Get the Front Nine mug.When one, who generally does not consider one's self to be creepy or pervy, knowingly, and willfully adopts a much pervier persona for an unspecified amount of time. Most often this is done as a last ditch effort in order to acquire a mate for the evening.
Bro, I was at the club last night, was basically striking out with all the hotties in there.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
Oh shit man, well what happened, I thought Rafi told me he saw you leave with a solid 7?
My friend, it was just a simple matter of Pervschwerv engage, and the rest, as they say, is history.
by sanfred November 01, 2011
Get the Pervschwerv mug.Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
by sanfred December 17, 2010
Get the Luke Skywalking mug.Bro, me and Tina were at the beach yesterday, it was basically a dead scene, I had a couple beers and she hooked me up with a Panama Jack.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
Get the Panama Jack mug.by sanfred January 20, 2011
Get the Back Nine mug.Bro, I was hooking up with Jenny last weekend, I was in the zone, I must've hit the right spot because she busted the biggest shload I've ever seen.
by sanfred January 24, 2011
Get the shload mug.The act of taking one's coat or other primary covering and throwing it on top of someone unexpectedly whilst loudly proclaiming "COAT RACK"
Bro, I got to the party at Wendy's last night and I see Tim right when I get there.
Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.
I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.
Dude, I hate that guy, what a loser.
I know it Bro, first thing I did was walk over, I ended up Coat Racking him.
by sanfred June 18, 2011
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