murph diving 

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

murph diving by Suite 220 February 2, 2009

Murph Diving 

Pronounced Mur-fee Dahy-ving: A Scotish-Cuban finishing technique of using the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a local female to orgasm.

She asked me to finish the hour with a spot of Murph Diving.

Murph Diving by Cuban Tourist March 11, 2008

Murphy's Law of Driving 

-Your driving skill is inversely proportional to how attractive your passenger is.-

The non-gender-specific propensity for things to go horribly wrong whilst attempting some vehicular stunt when an attractive member of the opposite sex is involved.

John: "I've drifted that corner a hundred times with no problem, but as soon as Jane was in the car, it all went to hell and now she's left me and my car is totalled...."

Fred: "Murphy's Law of Driving dude...I told you not to try that with her in the car"

Murphy's Law of Driving by Stig's Unlucky Cousin June 16, 2010