The most beautiful man you will ever lay eyes upon. An absolute model. Anyone who happens to cross paths with him must bow down in respect. Disrespect him and you'll surely regret it.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
-Paws: 10/10 Softness, 100/10 Toe Beans
-Ears: 10/10
-Sheep Tummy: 1000/10 (A little chunky)
-Tail: 12/10 Fluffy
-Looks: ♾/10 (An absolute MODEL)
-Personality: Unratable, he's like no other
-Balls- Gone. (Rip)
Again, this man is an absolute model, his hair is undeniably soft and luxurious. He's ready to strike a pose anywhere anytime, it's quite awe-inspiring. His charismatic personality and clear-cut looks will surely capture the hearts of those around him. Additionally, he has a mysterious phobia of tissues. Moths are the best snack, according to Murmas, though he occasionally enjoys a cheese bricc. This heptalingual man knocks the socks off everyone just by his mere presence.
His hobbies may include but are not limited to; Biting ass
Note: The name Murmas originates from Murma, an ancient Africian voodoo belief in which your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes. But luckily, it will return within 6-12 months. If not, its said you are to stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
by ynn&pikole July 9, 2020
Get the Murma mug.An ancient Africian voodoo belief:
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
when your penis detatches itself from the crotch, grows legs, and travels across Great Britain. This is usually done for breeding or monetary purposes.
Note: It will return within 6-12 months. If not, stick a stamped address envelope up your ass and you will grow a new one.
Also known as: Befriending Mr. Patel, stumpy joe,
ST. Petersburg bikeride, lumpy box-trot.
by lemonboy October 1, 2006
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Get the bathtub mermaid mug.Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
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Get the Mermaid mug."300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
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Get the Mermaid theory mug.A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
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