murderface
(v) To accomplish a task that would normally require hands with your penis, in the style of Dethklok bassist William Murderface... Murderface... Murderface
murderface by Timmmaaaay January 21, 2008
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William Murderface
The self-hating bass player from the band Dethklok. He plays a Gibson Thunderbird Studio 5-string and his bass playing is usually mixed out completely. He speaks with a heavy lisp.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
Murderface's father killed his wife with a chainsaw before turning it upon himself in front of Murderface in a grisly murder-suicide when he was a baby. He also has an extreme hatred for Dr. Rockso.
William Murderface by Krazy Riddens October 15, 2009
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I murderlated my Xbox controller by accident.
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Resting Murder Face
When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.
Girl 1: Why does Bryan look like he's going to kill that kid?
Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
Girl 2: Oh he's ok, he just has resting murder face. He isn't actually angry at all. He's probably pondering football schedules.
Resting Murder Face by Errkah November 11, 2013
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Peruvian Murderfat
Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.
How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.
Peruvian Murderfat by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009
murderfuck
"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."
murderfuck by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006
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