MunkyFucker
Mudmunk: Joe Biden is raising petrol prices because of the bigots who don't want to let us chestfeed.
Human: fuck off MunkyFucker
Human: fuck off MunkyFucker
MunkyFucker by LillestPeen June 17, 2022
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mummyfucker
Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.
Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.
*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead
Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.
*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead
“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”
mummyfucker by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019
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Moneyfucker Jesus
Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.
Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.
Moneyfucker Jesus by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010
Dutch Munklefucker
Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.
"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"
Dutch Munklefucker by MrBobinator February 2, 2014
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