MunkyFucker

Somebody who is down with Mudmunks and the globalist woke agenda.

Mudmunk: Joe Biden is raising petrol prices because of the bigots who don't want to let us chestfeed.

Human: fuck off MunkyFucker

by LillestPeen June 17, 2022

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

moneyfucker

Someone who love's money so much that they fuck it.

Mitt Romney is a moneyfucker.

by Fastawake February 24, 2012

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009

Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Dutch Munklefucker

Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.

"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"

by MrBobinator February 2, 2014