Muneral 

Mouse funeral

Sorry, I can’t make it. I’m going to Muneral

Muneral by Steven4657282 April 24, 2023

mineral push

V. When floating on an inner tube in a shallow body of water and a large submerged rock takes you by suprise and hits your directly in the asshole.

- dude why is mark crying?

- oh i think he just got mineral pushed and im pretty sure hes bleeding.

mineral push by D$$$$Money August 30, 2011

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness 

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013

minerales 

A clan of the most alpha and capable individuals. They are refined in their abilities when it comes to being an alpha male. They are natural leaders and have the ability to turn losers into winners. Legend says that if you meet a Minerales then you will automatically become a better person.

“OMG, is he a Minerales? He’s so hot!”

minerales by Sace56 February 7, 2020

Minerals 

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

Minerals by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Extreme mineraling 

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.

"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

Extreme mineraling by SwagginBanana January 14, 2015

Minerals 

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

Minerals by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013