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Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
by Papa Bravo Romeo December 9, 2019
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muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.
I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.
by danny May 14, 2003
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muff-munch

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.
I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P
by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009
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munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.
WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!
by ElECktRa June 4, 2007
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muffin munch

to moisten a female's genetalia by joint actions of lips and tongue for repayment for services.
Man: I'll bet you a blow job.
Woman: I'll bet you a muffin munch!
by THE senator of THE taint March 10, 2008
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Munchpuffin

a person who munch's on puffins
quit munchin on ma puffin ya prick
by Jacob April 25, 2005
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