mum and dad 

When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.

It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.

You and Becky are Mum and Dad!!!

mum and dad by Wholesomeshitposting May 26, 2020

mum and dad sandwich 

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

mum and dad sandwich by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

ur mum and dad gae together lul 

This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus

Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae

Tom ur pap a trap

Jeff: ur sister a mister

Tom: dont make me do it

Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul

Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded

ur mum and dad gae together lul by Markdabetterer_M9 April 10, 2021

Bank of Mum and Dad

The Bank of Mum and Dad:
n. Money acquired from one's parents that doesn't have to be repaid... or the borrower doesn't intend to repay even if they are supposed to.

Said in a smug way by the people who use the 'bank', as they think they've got free money from their parents.

However, the parents know it exists and use the phrase in an annoyed kind of way... Like they know that the BoMaD exists and that it isn't right, but they can't do anything about it.

The BBC programme of the same name showed that the BoMaD can last well into a person's 40s, provided their parents are still alive.

Person 1: "Hey man, you coming out tonight??"
Person 2: "Hmm I dunno, I've no bus money or money for drinks or money for a brand new and expensive outfit or money to spend on other people or money to pay the strippers with or money to buy fat cigars or money to get a limo home with..."
Person 1: "Bank of mum and dad, man!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! You're on then!"

Bank of Mum and Dad by gratedraindrop February 23, 2007

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather 

The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.

Paul: ur mum gay

Steve: no u

Paul: ur dad's a lesbian

Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)

Ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather by Sondog123 March 12, 2018

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them 

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them

Just now mum and dad don’t let me cry and threatening me like dera dera I don’t like them by sdinaz October 24, 2023

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe 

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe

I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe by SyafinazBinteIrfanBinFandiahma April 4, 2025