The one true religion, Muskanity is a religion of love, forgiveness, and science.
Its countless believers are members of the Holy Galactic
Church. They praise the Lord Elon Musk daily and the Holy Simulator.
To them, everything Elon does is a blessing to mankind: his quest of making
Mars and Earth
better places inspire them.
Short sellers: "How are we going to vanquish Elon, when he has the
Church of Muskanity backing him with
memes and supporting him in every way? Arrrrrrgggggghhhh fuccck"