The one true religion, Muskanity is a religion of love, forgiveness, and
science.
Its countless believers are members of the Holy Galactic Church. They praise the Lord Elon Musk daily and the Holy Simulator.
To them, everything Elon does is a blessing to mankind: his quest of making
Mars and Earth better places inspire them.
Short sellers: "How are we going to vanquish
Elon, when he has the Church of Muskanity backing him with
memes and supporting him in every way? Arrrrrrgggggghhhh fuccck"