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multitaskabating 

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.
"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"
multitaskabating by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...
"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."
Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

Multitaskerbating 

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.
I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.
Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

Multitaskurbating 

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.
I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news
Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022