Mulchposting is an action that takes place at a playground when you flop on the floor and guzzle down 100 pellets of sand grain mulch from under the apple tree as a dog. You then stand up and post your ass cheeks for the picture. You then waddle away knowing everybody can see the outline of the mulch you just consumed. you fucking dumb prick.
soilpilled mulchposting loam hearted dirt angel and my favorite hobbies are to mulchmax and eat woodchips
by bigfatjuiceyballsacksucculentf November 18, 2023