Mulchposting

Mulchposting is an action that takes place at a playground when you flop on the floor and guzzle down 100 pellets of sand grain mulch from under the apple tree as a dog. You then stand up and post your ass cheeks for the picture. You then waddle away knowing everybody can see the outline of the mulch you just consumed. you fucking dumb prick.
soilpilled mulchposting loam hearted dirt angel and my favorite hobbies are to mulchmax and eat woodchips
by bigfatjuiceyballsacksucculentf November 18, 2023
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Mewing

mewing is... NO KILL YOURSELVES! IM CONVICTED OF 2348907589342 CASES OF RAPE! GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU UGLY RETARDED SPED NIGGER MONKEYS!
Mewing is a facial reconstructing technique that involves keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. Some supporters claim that if you mew, you can reshape your face for a more defined jawline — while also helping jaw pain, breathing, or orthodontic issues.
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Mewing

mewing is a step in which... you know what? i cant do this anymore. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! YOU UGLY FAT BITCHES ARE USELESS, WORTHLESS. YOU ARE ALL FAT FUCKING SLOBS. KILL YOURSELVES!
Mewing is a facial reconstructing technique that involves keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. Some supporters claim that if you mew, you can reshape your face for a more defined jawline — while also helping jaw pain, breathing, or orthodontic issues.
by bigfatjuiceyballsacksucculentf November 18, 2023
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