The term for a penalty being called for the heinous crime of tackling, or even touching, one of the NFL's golden boys. Particularly Patrick Mahomes, quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs.
Chiefs fan 1: "Did you see Mahomes get sacked?"
Chiefs fan 2: "Textbook mahomicide! Ope, there's the flag!"
Referee: "Personal foul, defense, attempted mahomicide! Automatic Chiefs win!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!