Muffslurp

Muffslurp - Muffslurping - Muffslurper - Someone who slurps up that muff.

(girl talking) I won't date a man less he done had his muffslurping practice. Damnit.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008

muffulupagous

A sweet little muffin, so cute so adorable that one just wants to put them in their pocket.

awww look at those dimples, ur sucha muffulupagous

by Sugar Snaps July 20, 2006