Muffju
That one particular smell that stems from a mans pubic hair after no cleaning for a couple of days. Muffju typically smells like a can of wet cat food.
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Muffuletta
This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffuletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!
Muffuletta by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 3, 2023
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muffburn
A rash or abrasion received on a mans (or womans) tongue, lip, chin, nose, etc... when he/she has given particuarly active oral sex to a girl. Results from continual rubbing on pubic hair, or pubic hair stubble.
muffcuff
The female noun/verb combo of the very popular "cockblock" or "cock block". A muffcuff occurs when a female is twarted from her goals or desires by someone else. The person doing the thwarting (aka the muffcuffer) could be a person, place or thing, or even a vague, abstract concept.
omg that ho totally just muffcuffed me when she showed her slutty cleavage to the bartender.
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
Why you always gotta be muffcuffing me?
Oh, snap! That muffcuff was hella harsh.
I'd much rather be a muffcuffer than a muffcuffee.
(archaic) Alas, thy wench muffcuffed me. In the 'morrow, I shall tell her to "get thee to a nunnery".
muffcuff by eviljungleprincess August 19, 2010