Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

Muffin Scruncher by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

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muffin cruncher

The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)

"I heard he likes it rough."

"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"

muffin cruncher by Jake Barney May 16, 2006

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muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

muffin cruncher by seymour heines February 26, 2008

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Muffinocruncher

a Muffinocruncher

oh man, this word is Muffinocruncher

Muffinocruncher by Muffinocruncher May 19, 2022

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