Muffin Dagger

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.

Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"

by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009

danger muffin

"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.

Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.

by Ampudaddy September 24, 2017

danger muffin

A woman with an STD.

Kate is so hot, but unfortunately she's a danger muffin.

by livemusic May 13, 2018