muff garbage 

It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff garbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

muff garbage by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

Muff Garbage 

You... you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing.

...actually, it refers to the gunk that comes out of a vagina (a muff) , i.e yeast infection or other disgusting things of that nature. It's pronounced Gah-bage so often mistaken for Muff Cabbage.

You're muff gah-bage! Get outta here!

What did that guy just say? Muff Cabbage?

No, no, it was Muff Garbage, you wouldn't understand, it's a Jersey thing...

Muff Garbage by kyle the ginger jewish jersian October 16, 2010

muff garbage 

Any non-orgasmic vaginal discharge

You filthy whore, you're nothing but muff garbage

muff garbage by Teresa Giudice October 17, 2010

Muff Garbage 

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf gahr-bij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which is slang meaning "Moth'a f*cking garbage".

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff garbage!

Muff Garbage by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010