by Fletcherx December 24, 2006
Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.
"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"
"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"
by EuroCitySunrise February 23, 2009
1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.
3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 28, 2011
Person 1: "Hey john how you getting a ride to the game?"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
John: "Im muff-caking it"
Person 1: "shoots"
by Ludan November 11, 2013