Muff Cake

A person(s) whom can be identified as a Muff; A hairy vagina; Idiot.

That kid is a muff cake!

by Fletcherx December 30, 2006

Muff Cake

Noun
1. Looks like a muffin. Tastes like a cupcake.
2. Extremely hairy vagina.
3. A hairy muffin top. Usually found on males.

"Is that a muffin or a cupcake? I can't tell."

"Dude she had a major muff cake going on down there!"

"Did you see Andy's hairy belly fat hanging over his pants? what a Muff Cake!!"

by EuroCitySunrise February 24, 2009

Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Muffcake

A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake

I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!

by Bojo man May 28, 2015

muffcake

An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.

Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.

by Frazznizzle March 2, 2006

Muffcake

Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.

The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.

by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010