when you've had a poo and not wiped your bum properly resulting in an annoying itch.
"I've got an itchy arse, must still have some mud in the eye"
by mandini01 June 9, 2009
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The result of mixing speed tears and dust. Occurs most often while riding four wheeler or the like on a dusty trail, without wearing goggles.
It took several hours for all the eye mud to purge from my tear ducts.
by Galaxie4271 November 27, 2007
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