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when you fuck someone in the ass and cum, then lick their butt crack, suck the juices out, and then kiss them
Mike and Mark like to mudcake each other every night before they hit the showers...........then during the shower as well.
mudcake by fghd November 24, 2003
A heavier version of the humble cupcake, requiring the mudcaker to position their fart-factory as close to the mouth of the mudcakee as possible before blasting an air biscuit. Easiest to achieve when the victim is sleeping, though more satisfying when they know it's happened.
Dude Tim just mudcaked me, it's so heavy and rich!
mudcake by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

Chocolate MudCake 

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....
Chocolate MudCake by NiggaLearn! April 18, 2011

Strawberry Mudcake

Punching a person in their nose, then taking a dump on their face
"This bitch used her teeth on me, so I gave her a strawberry mudcake!"

Origin North Shore, Sydney
Strawberry Mudcake by Dirty Fkr April 17, 2009

frosted mudcake 

A poo covered in cum after anal sex.
Thanks, I'll be passing frosted mudcakes all week!
frosted mudcake by sjc13 September 12, 2013

Salty Mudcake 

When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.
Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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