mrs. butterworth 

A woman who likes to take it in the ass.

I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!

mrs. butterworth by Peter Crammer, cramming my peter up butts July 8, 2006

The Mrs. Butterworth 

When a guy pours syurp on a woman’s asshole, and let’s her fart on his pancakes.

“He got “The Mrs. Butterworth” special today.”

The Mrs. Butterworth by calypsoaspen November 9, 2021

Mrs. Butterworth 

A less urban Aunt Jemima.

"Phyllis is like our Mrs. Butterworth. Kind of a less urban Aunt Jemima."

Mrs. Butterworth by Andy Craven December 30, 2019

Mrs. Butterworthlessness 

Mrs. Butterworthlessness is the dankest of maple syrups. She was born in Berlin, Germany, and joined the Nazis in 1940 or whenever that stuff happened. Anyway, it was pretty neato and her entire famiry died, leaving her with nothing but her delicious syrup. She was forced to eat herself and when she was found under a bridge drinking her own leg, the police were pretty concerned. Since then, she has regained possession of all her limbs and lives happily in Memesville, making more syrup and selling it to innocent kids who end up disappearing a few days later for some reason.

Have you heard of the latest kid who went missing? I was told that he bought a bottle of Mrs. Butterworthlessness´s syrup three days earlier!

Mrs. Butterworthlessness by frankthesoupduck101 March 2, 2017