Mrkev 

Joint

Já: "Chceš mrkev?"
Osoba 2: "Jasně"
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Mrkev by anyolinka September 11, 2020

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program 

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005

McKevitt Trucking 

Some truck company based out of Thunder Bay Ontario in Canuckstand.

They often drive comb over (cabover) trucks and old equipment, that's usually as old or way older than your mom. Also, they are castrated at only 55 miles per hour, making anyone driving an electric old fart scooter look like a Dale Earnhardt Jr on the streets. In addition, you see one of their vehicles dragging a rear door while evading Department of Transportation's PoPo's. Their rear door dragging policy is known by many as being a time saving move in order to make up for lost time.

Legend has that these trucks actually float on water and hence their color scheme of blue. The biggest reason for this potential of McKevitt's fleet is that they're governed at 56 miles per hour and the drivers are so damn underpaid that they have to go accross the Great Lakes to deliver their shit (on time).

Another legend has that their color blue matches the testicular masses of their male drivers that are sexually deprived because they are underpaid and underpowered. And in order to survive, they must forfeit their sexual activities on the road and at home.

Holy crap! That McKevitt Trucking vehicle is so slow! Just like Mikey's Mom!

Steve? Did you see that odd looking McKevitt Trucking driver? He's like... taking a jack-off break to take a load off his cargo.

McKevitt Trucking by Damn Damn Danno September 30, 2005

mikevoatthedoor

Very common phrase used to get free entry at the MID, in Chicago IL.

Went to the MID, said #mikevoatthedoor, and got free entry.

mikevoatthedoor by mqv December 20, 2016

mrevans 

is a type of sexual assault usually involving sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a person without that person's consent. The act may be carried out by physical force, coercion, abuse of authority or against a person who is incapable of giving valid consent, such as one who is unconscious, incapacitated, has an intellectual disability or is below the legal age of consent.123 The term rape is sometimes used interchangeably with the term sexual assault.4

that girl got mrevans hard

mrevans by pussy cat November 23, 2016

markevion

Very determined, fights for what he loves, stays strong no matter what , is a real one and helps others when it’s needed he is hard on the out side but soft in the inside of he cares about you

Oh it’s my bro Markevion he’s a real one

markevion by Fatfatlitty October 18, 2019

mikevitarsexual 

meaning you are in love with the old actor mike vitar , who stared in the sandlot, and many more.

clarissa : im in love with mike vitar

saige : I know, you’re mikevitarsexual

mikevitarsexual by jonathanbrandis January 3, 2021