Mr.Garrett

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A god and a force to be reckoned with....He looks like Santa Clause and has a brother/sister named Lydell...He enjoys buying fundraisers and having PHUN....He has a website that people "cheat" on...he makes lame jokes and laughs at his own jokes.

Mr.Garrett:"go get em"

Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"

Mr.Garrett by antonioMC23 December 19, 2013

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Mr.Garrett

Mr.Garrett:"go get em"

Mr.Garrett:"are you trying?"
Antonio:"No!"
Mr.Garrett:"you lose your 60 points"

Mr.Garrett by antonioMC23 December 19, 2013

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mr. garrett

A bitch ass teacher who thinks he is god.... ...he is an immature little bitch

Omar:Mr. Garrett is such a THOT

mr. garrett by assdragon123 December 18, 2013

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McGarrett Special

Named in honor of a special uber geay McGarrett. In general, refers to the guy that absolutely repels women. He is not a man's man. He is not even a fag hag. Kinda resembles smegma. Is known to kill a party within mere moments. Just walk away. Also tends to look like a cartoon character.

He's pulling a McGarrett special! All the females are bolting. Uber geay!

McGarrett Special by MikeHoncho08 May 5, 2009

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Mcgarrett

The friend with the biggest dick "that's that boy with the big dick" and the realist nigga you know

Only 1 nigga name mcgarrett sadly
Defined

Mcgarrett by Vontefrmda931 November 20, 2023

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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