Mr.Face

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A god amongst men. He is a simply a face in the shape of a penis with the balls up and head of the penis pointing down. The balls represent the eyes, the shaft and head of the penis represent the nose, and an extra line is added underneath to create the mouth. Usually, Mr.Face smiles to indicate that he is always happy. When Mr. Face gets really excited, he will occasionally sneeze, saying "Ahh.. AHHH! CHOOOO!" spewing his "goo" all over whatever is in front of him. The face can also grow depending on his "mood". Mr.Face is best said with an accent that sounds like "Mistuh Face"
In text, he can be shown as 8==D )
or can be made longer if he is happier 8========D )

"Damn that girl is hott! Mr. Face is growing with approval."

"Hey how's it going? 8==D )"
"What the hell is that? A new smiley or something?"
"You know what it is... It's Mr.Face. After he's done with you, you doesn't gun be able to sit no mo. >8=======D )"

Mr.Face by Byeo April 9, 2008

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Mr. face

Terrifying monster on Amnesia: The Dark Descent. The term comes from The Queen of LPs; Mangaminx who named the monster due to its grotesquely shaped head and flapping jaw.

Mr. Face chases Daniel about castle Brennenburg trying to give him hugs; along with his big brother, Mr. Tall.

Its a fucking Mr. Face convention!

or

Mr. Face please go away, please? please?

Mr. face by LiebeDichNicht June 29, 2011

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Mr. Face

A scary monster in Amnesia, the Dark Descent. Fucked up face.
Look up "Amnesia Mr. Face" on Google Images to shit your pants.

At least you weren't fucked up by Mr. Face...

Mr. Face by Yourmom. :D January 28, 2011

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Mr. tall face

is blue and has a tall face. has two daughters alien girl and bigmouth he is 200 yrs old. and he is the new trend according to a lot of trendy teens.

shy girl: i wish i could be cool

cool girl: want to be cool?

shy girl: .....?

cool girl: then you should know Mr. tall face!

Mr. tall face by cupcakes unicorns April 6, 2020

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Mr. Face

the coolest superhero that never existed... ever

"Mr. Face is so damn cool, I mean damn..."

Mr. Face by Joe House May 13, 2005

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Mr. Face

The coolest super hero that never existed... ever.

"Damn, Mr. Face is so cool... yeah...".

Mr. Face by Joe House May 13, 2005

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Mr.Facebook

A nickname for a person who is addicted to facebook.

My friend Mr.Facebook always talk about my latest status.

Mr.Facebook by Lauren Paschal July 31, 2011

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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