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A god amongst men. He is a simply a face in the shape of a penis with the balls up and head of the penis pointing down. The balls represent the eyes, the shaft and head of the penis represent the nose, and an extra line is added underneath to create the mouth. Usually, Mr.Face smiles to indicate that he is always happy. When Mr. Face gets really excited, he will occasionally sneeze, saying "Ahh.. AHHH! CHOOOO!" spewing his "goo" all over whatever is in front of him. The face can also grow depending on his "mood". Mr.Face is best said with an accent that sounds like "Mistuh Face"
In text, he can be shown as 8==D )
or can be made longer if he is happier 8========D )
"Damn that girl is hott! Mr. Face is growing with approval."

"Hey how's it going? 8==D )"
"What the hell is that? A new smiley or something?"
"You know what it is... It's Mr.Face. After he's done with you, you doesn't gun be able to sit no mo. >8=======D )"
Mr.Face by Byeo April 9, 2008
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Mr. face 

Terrifying monster on Amnesia: The Dark Descent. The term comes from The Queen of LPs; Mangaminx who named the monster due to its grotesquely shaped head and flapping jaw.

Mr. Face chases Daniel about castle Brennenburg trying to give him hugs; along with his big brother, Mr. Tall.
Its a fucking Mr. Face convention!

or

Mr. Face please go away, please? please?
Mr. face by LiebeDichNicht June 29, 2011
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Mr. Face 

A scary monster in Amnesia, the Dark Descent. Fucked up face.
Look up "Amnesia Mr. Face" on Google Images to shit your pants.
At least you weren't fucked up by Mr. Face...
Mr. Face by Yourmom. :D January 28, 2011

Mr. tall face 

is blue and has a tall face. has two daughters alien girl and bigmouth he is 200 yrs old. and he is the new trend according to a lot of trendy teens.
shy girl: i wish i could be cool

cool girl: want to be cool?

shy girl: .....?

cool girl: then you should know Mr. tall face!

Mr. Face 

the coolest superhero that never existed... ever
"Mr. Face is so damn cool, I mean damn..."
Mr. Face by Joe House May 13, 2005

Mr. Face 

The coolest super hero that never existed... ever.
"Damn, Mr. Face is so cool... yeah...".
Mr. Face by Joe House May 13, 2005

Mr.Facebook 

A nickname for a person who is addicted to facebook.
My friend Mr.Facebook always talk about my latest status.
Mr.Facebook by Lauren Paschal July 31, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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