Mr.Barr

Mr.Barr is a evil science teacher who doesnt give a fuck about his students. He makes them watch the Bee Movie, and plies on gay science homework. Kids make jokes about his weight as he currently very obese.

“ Wow Mr.Barr is super fucking fat ”

Mr.Barr by peachydays November 23, 2018

Mr Barret

A very dangerous man!! Mr barret is one person you don’t want to f*** with. He comes across many wannabe fia gangstas and smarts arses in their youth and turns them into real sotias, he makes you pick up rubbish at lunch if you come late to school then makes you wait outside his office while he looks for his next victim. Do not try to outsmart mr barret because he knows his students every move and always 2 steps ahead of ya, he’s a MATHEMATICIAN, Make sure you turn up to all your final exams because Mr Barret gets the sh*ts when you waste his precious time when he could be in the quad initiating some juniors. And one more thing DONT FORGET YOUR TIE, If you forget your tie or don’t own one then don’t bother coming to school or else he will take your soul and finish yo punk a** off like Mortal kombat. Remember the name Mr barret, fortitudo is his cry.

Mr Barret

Mr Barret by anonymous November 25, 2021

mr barros 

Super cool teacher who is secretly spider man and a physicist.

Mr Barros: What are your aspirations?

Student: I don-

Mr Barros: Physicist.

mr barros by superkewldood March 7, 2019

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

Mr. Barret 

A man whose teaching skills exceed expectations in a positive manner.

Someone: Man, I really hate my teacher, her teaching skills sucks!
Someone else: Heh, sucks. Imagine not having a Mr. Barret.

Mr. Barret by A super super feminine person November 10, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019