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Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.
Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"
Mr. Obvious by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008
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Mr fuckin obvious 

A person that states the obvious. It is socially unacceptable and you should fuckin stop.
Ian was being a mr fuckin obvious

Mr Obvious

What you call someone when they say something really stupid.
Me: Oi, whats a shock absorber?
David: Something that absorbs shock.
Me: Thank you, Mr Obvious =.=
Mr Obvious by King Victah August 24, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026