Mr. Marbles

A self-proclaimed "renowned authority on the propulsion and displacement of spheroids" (the game of marbles), Mr. Marbles wrote a book about the topic in 1979 entitled "Mr. Marbles' Marbles for Everyone." Likely schizophrenic, his real name is Otis Eugene Ray, better known as Gene Ray, and today he is famous as the creator of www.timecube.com, a notoriously incoherent pseudoscientific website.

Mr. Marbles has lost all his marbles.

Mr. Marbles by Megaritz April 5, 2011

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MR. MARBLES

The sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. In essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.

Look at them tight ass pants, he looks like he is smuggling marbles.
That's mr. Marbles!

MR. MARBLES by Caz-Man April 18, 2007

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Mr. Marbles

the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.

Mr. Marbles is literally the cutest

Mr. Marbles by dancing_t October 29, 2020

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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