Mr. Marbles

A self-proclaimed "renowned authority on the propulsion and displacement of spheroids" (the game of marbles), Mr. Marbles wrote a book about the topic in 1979 entitled "Mr. Marbles' Marbles for Everyone." Likely schizophrenic, his real name is Otis Eugene Ray, better known as Gene Ray, and today he is famous as the creator of www.timecube.com, a notoriously incoherent pseudoscientific website.

Mr. Marbles has lost all his marbles.

Mr. Marbles by Megaritz April 5, 2011

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MR. MARBLES

The sight of an old man shoving his nuts in a tight pair of jeans. In essence his crotch looks like a sack of marbles.

Look at them tight ass pants, he looks like he is smuggling marbles.
That's mr. Marbles!

MR. MARBLES by Caz-Man April 18, 2007

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Mr. Marbles

the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.

Mr. Marbles is literally the cutest

Mr. Marbles by dancing_t October 29, 2020

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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