Mr. Hat 

The hand-puppet belonging to homosexual/transsexual/homosexual again South Park school teacher Herbert Garrison.

Mr. Garrison has often used the doll as an expression of his own repressed feelings or beliefs, including homosexuality while he was still closeted and his racist leanings when Mr. Hat was a member of the KKK. More commonly he is used as a teacher's aid via ventriloquism.

Due to Garrison's southern drawl, he pronounces the name as "Mister Hay-ut".

Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class?

Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?

Kyle: I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you!

Mr. Garrison: Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat.

Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?

Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle. No!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Mr. Hat by zackpliskin November 8, 2009

Mr. Hat 

He who has come a long way. He sleeps in the Hatcropolis and can also be found playing catch while using California Style

Ooh Mr. Hat! We love you!

Mr. Hat by the macstablishment August 31, 2006

Mr. Hat 

The most fucking pwnage you could ever fit into one name. Usually spotted haxxing websites or raping toddlers.

Why cant I log into my account?

"Mr. Hat" was here again.

Mr. Hat by HATTZORZHATM8 October 5, 2008

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

Mr Top Hat by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

mr hat 

a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.

Hey nigger, I got the bomb connect...

"Who?"

Well, let's just say his name is Mr Hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.

mr hat by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Mr.Ass Hat 

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

Mr.Ass Hat by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Mr Hatch 

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE

Mr Hatch has been so successful.

Mr Hatch by Stud70 March 7, 2018