Mr. Gurnan

Very wealthy man. Stepped on his right AirPod once. Everyone owes him money.. very scary man that knows tai chi, will first take you to court with his 7 attorneys and beat your ass outside the court room. Has ties with the Colombian government and broke their economy multiple times.. assisted in the assassination of JFK
Damn, you owe money to Mr. Gurnan? shit, better run he Finna tai chi yo ass!
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got you in court? shiiit you aint making it out with no less than a $100,000 Fine
Damn, Mr. Gurnan got the Colombian Special ops on yo ass!
by Mr. Gurnan's manager February 15, 2019
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